- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

whats brown and sticky a stick

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.