What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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