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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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