What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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