- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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