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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

How would you rule?

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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