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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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