Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Obama = ebola

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

there once was a frog with no leggs

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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