- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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