It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Who is big and stupid My brother

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

There's my tractor.

Lil Wayne

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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