- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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