- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

a man checks his mypsace

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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