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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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