- Anti Joke

What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

A house comes around the corner.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.