Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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