- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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