- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Badabing.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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