- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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