- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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