- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

woman's rights

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Tunechi

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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