- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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