- Anti Joke

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.