- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

sky's sty

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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