- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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