- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

a black man pays his child support

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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