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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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