- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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