- Anti Joke

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3