- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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