A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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