Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Anti Joke

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