- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Gustavo Andrade

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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