- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Hail Hitler

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

I C U P White stuff

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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