- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Gustavo Andrade

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