- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Potassium? K.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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