A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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