Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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