Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Knock knock, COME IN!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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