- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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