- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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