- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

I like touching my boobs

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Its open.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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