- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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