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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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