- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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