So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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