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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

your mom.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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