A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Tilt your screen back .

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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So a bar walks into a man...

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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