Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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like if your cool

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Anti Joke

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