- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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