What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Racial Equality

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Anti Joke

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