is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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^ That's not even funny ^

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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ever tried african food? they neither

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David Cameron

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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