Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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