This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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This is an anti-joke.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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