How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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