you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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HELLO EVERYONE

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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