Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

vitamin c

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Apple hates Blackberry.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...