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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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