- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

I'm Polish.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

homosexual rights to marriage

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