- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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