Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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