- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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