- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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