Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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