- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Take part of what?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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