do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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A lot eh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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