Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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