How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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