- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

what this: b a dead one of these: p

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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