Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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dat shoe shine tho

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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well use a tissue!

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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