I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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