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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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