a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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