- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

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