- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

your mama's so fat... that's it

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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