- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Knock knock.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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