Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Kevin and Ramin

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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No

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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