Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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