- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

ask me if im a door yes

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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