what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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