What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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