A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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