- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Turkey Balls

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

"Knock knock" Come in!

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