Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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