Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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