- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Knock knock.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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