- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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