- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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