Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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one stop shop

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Wait! hundred billions!

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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