- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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