A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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God is real.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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woman's rights

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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