- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A man did not like this site

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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