- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

knock knock who's there? hope

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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