What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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