- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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