Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

womens rights

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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