Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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