- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Asian women drivers...

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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