- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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