- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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