the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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