- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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