Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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