A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Anti Joke

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