Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

thumb_up thumb_down -35

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

thumb_up thumb_down -35

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

thumb_up thumb_down -37

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

thumb_up thumb_down -37

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops