- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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