Once, I went to Peru.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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