- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Yo Momma So Fat!

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!