Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

an american walks out of a strip club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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