What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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