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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

He--Hey guys

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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