- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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