- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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