- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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