What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Denard Robinson

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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