Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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