- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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