What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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