- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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