There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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