This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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David Cameron

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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