- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why? Why not?

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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