Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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