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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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