- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

ask me if im a door yes

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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