- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Knock Knock. Come in.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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