- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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