Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Japan

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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