- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

i like turtles

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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