- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

i like turtles

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

God is real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

. . I am a whale

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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