What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Tunechi

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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