- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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