If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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