Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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