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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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