Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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My cat just died.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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