- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Knock Knock.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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