Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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