'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Shltskc gw? G

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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