what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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