Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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