- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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