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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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