Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Half life 3 confirmed

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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