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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Once upon a time a was born

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the chicken cross the road?

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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