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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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